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Caption this Pic of John "war protestor" Kerry
yahoo.com ^ | 3/9/04

Posted on 03/09/2004 2:05:56 PM PST by AmericanMade1776

John Kerry (news - web sites) (D-MA) plays his guitar on the campaign plane en route from Tampa, Florida to Chicago March 9, 2004.

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1 posted on 03/09/2004 2:05:57 PM PST by AmericanMade1776
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To: AmericanMade1776
"When I leeeeaaave here tomorroww....."
2 posted on 03/09/2004 2:06:49 PM PST by Extremely Extreme Extremist (EEE)
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To: AmericanMade1776
Puff, the magic dragon, lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Honalee.
Puff, the magic dragon, lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Honalee.

3 posted on 03/09/2004 2:06:57 PM PST by AmericanMade1776
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To: AmericanMade1776
Another shameless attempt to win the country-western vote.
4 posted on 03/09/2004 2:08:04 PM PST by My2Cents ("Well...there you go again.")
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To: AmericanMade1776
"Ich bin ein uber-goober."
5 posted on 03/09/2004 2:08:19 PM PST by TheBigB (Going partly violently to the thing 24/7!)
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To: AmericanMade1776
"I'm the Tax Man,
Yeah I'm the Tax Maaaaan.
And I'm working for nobody
but me..."
6 posted on 03/09/2004 2:09:04 PM PST by theDentist (Boston: So much Liberty, you can buy a Politician already owned by someone else.)
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To: AmericanMade1776
I'm leaving on MY jet plane
7 posted on 03/09/2004 2:09:14 PM PST by SF Republican
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To: AmericanMade1776
"Tra la la, Teressa thinks I married her because I love her..."
8 posted on 03/09/2004 2:09:31 PM PST by MissEdie
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To: AmericanMade1776
"I'm so vain, I prob-lee think this song is about me"
9 posted on 03/09/2004 2:09:38 PM PST by So Cal Rocket (If consistency is the hobgoblin of small minds, John F. Kerry’s mind must be freaking enormous)
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To: AmericanMade1776


SELF PROCLAIMED 'POPULIST' DORK, PLAYS FOLK SONGS, INTO DESIGNER SHOES, SEEKS BILLIONAIRE.
10 posted on 03/09/2004 2:10:17 PM PST by finnman69 (cum puella incedit minore medio corpore sub quo manifestus globus, inflammare animos)
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To: AmericanMade1776
I am unimpressed.
11 posted on 03/09/2004 2:10:39 PM PST by wjcsux (3rd Party Voters; stupid is as stupid does.)
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To: TheBigB
"Ich bin ein uber-goober."

hahahahahhaahhahahahahhaha!!! UBER-GOOBER....that is the best I've read in weeks!!!! Thanks for the laugh!!

12 posted on 03/09/2004 2:11:09 PM PST by Ann Archy (Abortion: The Human Sacrifice to the god of Convenience.)
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To: AmericanMade1776
I don't think he is singing "my heros have always been cowboys"
13 posted on 03/09/2004 2:11:32 PM PST by AmericanMade1776
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To: AmericanMade1776
Kerry fiddles while the jihadists make plans to burn Americans.
14 posted on 03/09/2004 2:12:16 PM PST by jwalsh07 (We're bringing it on John but you can't handle the truth!)
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To: finnman69
I love it...he sure captures the spirit of the dork playing guitar
15 posted on 03/09/2004 2:12:16 PM PST by AmericanMade1776
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To: AmericanMade1776
"GIVE ME AN --------- 'F'"!!
16 posted on 03/09/2004 2:12:22 PM PST by OXENinFLA
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To: AmericanMade1776
What a tool.
17 posted on 03/09/2004 2:12:47 PM PST by Constitution Day (Jogging alongside excellence since 1970!)
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To: AmericanMade1776
Somewhere beneath the streets of Boston.
Oh will he ever return.
Oh will he ever return.
18 posted on 03/09/2004 2:13:22 PM PST by rocksblues (Keep em Flying and come home safe!)
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"Red hot mama
There'll be trouble
Time's gonna pay your dues

Now you're messin' with a
Son of a Bitch!
Now you're messing with a
Son of Bitch..."
19 posted on 03/09/2004 2:13:24 PM PST by shadowman99
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To: TheBigB
HILA-RIOUS!! And it suits him so well! Uber-goober. What a perfect name for JFnK.
20 posted on 03/09/2004 2:13:26 PM PST by MagnoliaMS
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To: shadowman99
It don't make me high
It only makes me cry
The Veteran's Day poppy....
21 posted on 03/09/2004 2:15:10 PM PST by Dataman
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To: AmericanMade1776
Look at me!!! I know the A chord, I know how to play the.... what do you call this thing?
22 posted on 03/09/2004 2:15:13 PM PST by Porterville (Why don't they speak? Where are the churches?)
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To: MagnoliaMS; Ann Archy
Why, thank you! ;-) ::bows::
23 posted on 03/09/2004 2:15:15 PM PST by TheBigB (Going partly violently to the thing 24/7!)
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To: AmericanMade1776

'There's lady who's sure, all that glitters is gold..'

24 posted on 03/09/2004 2:15:47 PM PST by SGCOS
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To: AmericanMade1776

This just might be his "Dukakis in the tank" moment.....

25 posted on 03/09/2004 2:16:02 PM PST by Onelifetogive
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To: AmericanMade1776
Die Fahne hoch die Reihen fest geschlossen
S. A. marschiert mit ruhig festem Schritt
26 posted on 03/09/2004 2:16:13 PM PST by oyez
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To: AmericanMade1776
"I gave my love a rose... no, I did not give my love a rose... she was not my girlfriend ... I'm leaving on a jet plane... no, I went by train... although I was present when a train derailed in a coal mine ... many horrible deaths... the United States was culpable... fa la la la la..."
27 posted on 03/09/2004 2:17:45 PM PST by InvisibleChurch (Bush in a romp.)
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To: Onelifetogive
no, but that left foot seems to go on forever...
28 posted on 03/09/2004 2:18:41 PM PST by InvisibleChurch (Bush in a romp.)
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To: AmericanMade1776

twang twang........

and it's 'one two three..what are we fightin' for?
Don't ask me I don't give a damn, next stop is Viet Nam..
and it's five six seven open up the pearly gates
woh, ain't no time to wonder why...whoopie, we're all gonna die...'

29 posted on 03/09/2004 2:19:31 PM PST by SGCOS
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To: AmericanMade1776
I wish I had the time to compile a "Kerry Kopy Kat" list.

It's as if he has done a spreadsheet on hobbies, quotes, hairstyles, themes, clothing, ideas, etc. of all successful candidates and is endeavoring to fit them all in to one package.

I swear, the man is going to blow someday from all his hot air pompous arrogant phoniness.

30 posted on 03/09/2004 2:20:07 PM PST by noexcuses
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To: AmericanMade1776

When asked about the John Kerry photo of Kerry playing a guitar Naven Dubrunski (pictured above) said: "And I thought I was a dork! Kerry is such a tool! "

31 posted on 03/09/2004 2:20:50 PM PST by isthisnickcool (Guns!)
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To: AmericanMade1776
My answers, my friends, are blowin' in the wind.
My answers are blowin' in the wind.

How many times can I cahnge my tune
Before this election ends?
Yes and how many times can I get away
With saying "well it depends"?

My answers, my friends, are blowin' in the wind.
My answers are blowin' in the wind.

How many rich wives can I marry
While pretending I'm a common man?
And how many times must I try again
'Till I'm in the Kennedy clan?

My answers, my friends, are blowin' in the wind.
My answers are blowin' in the wind.

How many times can I manage to milk
My four months in Vietnam?
And how many despots will I support
Before you all know what I am?

My answers, my friends, are blowin' in the wind.
My answers are blowin' in the wind.

My answers, my friends, are blowin' in the wind.
My answers are blowin' in the wind.

32 posted on 03/09/2004 2:21:59 PM PST by kevkrom (Ask your Congresscritter about his or her stance on HR 25 -- the NRST)
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To: Onelifetogive
Or either win the Dork of the Year award.
33 posted on 03/09/2004 2:22:44 PM PST by AmericanMade1776
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To: AmericanMade1776
"And this is the F chord."
34 posted on 03/09/2004 2:23:34 PM PST by Sloth (We cannot defeat foreign enemies of the Constitution if we yield to the domestic ones.)
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To: AmericanMade1776
To John Kerry The Biggest Dork Award!!! When it comes to geeks you are the sheik! When it comes to nerds you rule the herd! If someone's in need you are their Dweeb! Therefore you are now presented with... The Biggest Dork Award!!!
35 posted on 03/09/2004 2:28:21 PM PST by AmericanMade1776
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To: AmericanMade1776

"Gotta boogie on mah finger an' I can't shake it off!"


36 posted on 03/09/2004 2:29:05 PM PST by Old Sarge
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To: InvisibleChurch
LOL!!

"I got them money-grubbin, evil empire snubbin', Bush baby seal clubbin', Kofi Annan chummin', socializin' U.N. Blues."

37 posted on 03/09/2004 2:30:29 PM PST by small voice in the wilderness (1)
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To: kevkrom
Yes the Answer my friends, Is Kerry is flippin again...the answer remains to be found...


how many times can Kerry change his answers...trying to find the right one!

The answer my friends is riding on the Kerry Campaign Plane...the answer is on the Kerry Campaing Plane!
38 posted on 03/09/2004 2:31:55 PM PST by AmericanMade1776
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To: Sloth
Didn't you mean ... And this is the F'n Chord
39 posted on 03/09/2004 2:32:47 PM PST by Buell_X1-1200 (Is it spring yet?)
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To: AmericanMade1776
"I gave my love a cherry ..."

Now all we need is Bluto Blutarsky to put an end to his song!

40 posted on 03/09/2004 2:35:40 PM PST by glennaro
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To: AmericanMade1776
I knew a man Botoxkerry and he's sting for you in brand new shoes

Silver hair, a French shirt, and nice preppy pants, that old soft song

He'd sing so high, He'd sing so high, will he likely touch down?

Mr Botoxkerry, Mr BotoxKerry, singgggggg....

41 posted on 03/09/2004 2:36:35 PM PST by AmericanMade1776
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To: AmericanMade1776
Something happening here.
And the results ain't exactly clear!
42 posted on 03/09/2004 2:37:02 PM PST by rocksblues (Keep em Flying and come home safe!)
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To: AmericanMade1776

"Love, love power. I'm talking 'bout love power. The power of a little flower. You don't think 'bout no little flowers, Oh no, all you think about is guns. If everybody in the world today had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no wars. There would be one big smell-in. Just the flowers. Hey, man, a flower. A flower. What you do to my flower, man? You hurt it, like everything else. Everything else. Flowers".
43 posted on 03/09/2004 2:38:09 PM PST by BillyBoy (George Ryan deserves a long term....without parole.)
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To: AmericanMade1776
Chanson d'amour, play encore.
Here in my heart, more and more.

Chanson d'amour, je t'adore.
Each time I hear, Chanson, chanson, d'amour.

44 posted on 03/09/2004 2:39:14 PM PST by kevkrom (Ask your Congresscritter about his or her stance on HR 25 -- the NRST)
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To: My2Cents
I'll buy that one...
45 posted on 03/09/2004 2:39:38 PM PST by sit-rep
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To: kevkrom
chanter, chanter un a song, chanter out loud, chanter out strong, chanter of des French things, à urgence American....
46 posted on 03/09/2004 2:41:50 PM PST by AmericanMade1776
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To: rocksblues
yeah....sing it..
47 posted on 03/09/2004 2:44:01 PM PST by AmericanMade1776
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To: AmericanMade1776
"I'm a loser on a jet plane,
Don' know when I'll be back again.
I'm a leavin' on a jet plane,
Gonna lose 49 states again."
48 posted on 03/09/2004 2:46:15 PM PST by Defiant (I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.)
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To: AmericanMade1776
"Don't forget to leave a buck in the tip jar. Never know when Ter-ay-sa will cut my allowance again."

Leni

49 posted on 03/09/2004 2:46:49 PM PST by MinuteGal (Register now for "FReeps Ahoy 3" . A week of fun, food, freeperistics, starting in the low $700's!)
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To: AmericanMade1776
If I had a hammer,
I'd hammer in the morning...
No, wait, I'd hammer in the evening...
Er... umm... well, maybe hammering shouldn't be taking place at all...
50 posted on 03/09/2004 2:48:07 PM PST by kevkrom (Ask your Congresscritter about his or her stance on HR 25 -- the NRST)
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