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KERRY ON ORANGE ALERT: SKIN TRANSITION ON EVE OF DEBATE (EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!)
DRUDGE ^ | 9/28/04

Posted on 09/28/2004 7:03:21 AM PDT by areafiftyone



XXXXX DRUDGE REPORT XXXXX THU JULY 29, 2004 20:25:25 ET XXXXX

KERRY ON ORANGE ALERT: SKIN TRANSITION ON EVE OF DEBATE

Is it the late September Wisconsin sun that has turned Dem presidential hopeful John Kerry's face to rich tan-colored hues? Or has the senator been campaigning in the rust-belt?

Kerry advisers defend the sudden deep tan transition, noting how it simply was from a game of flag football last Friday in Bedford, Mass.

But the College Democrats who met Kerry were surprised by his rich tan glow -- before the game even began, the HARVARD CRIMSON reports.


TOPICS: News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: 2004debates; kerry; kerryredface; kerryskin; kerrysunburn; metrosexual; oompahloompah; orangekerry; redfacedkerry; trafficcone
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1 posted on 09/28/2004 7:03:21 AM PDT by areafiftyone
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To: areafiftyone

I just saw this on Drudge..you beat me too it..bwaaaaaaaaaaaaahhaha...Orange ALERT...heh heh...


2 posted on 09/28/2004 7:04:02 AM PDT by AmericanMade1776 ((John Kerry is now in full retreat))
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To: areafiftyone

A little excessive ketchup during foreplay accident, I presume?


3 posted on 09/28/2004 7:04:44 AM PDT by evolved_rage (Kerry, the unmitigated Gaul.)
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To: AmericanMade1776
He was wearing gloves during the game? Because his hands are much lighter in color than his face.

/john

4 posted on 09/28/2004 7:04:48 AM PDT by JRandomFreeper (D@mmit! I'm just a cook. Don't make me come over there and prove it!)
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To: areafiftyone

Looks like botox boy has discovered the joys of spray on tans.


5 posted on 09/28/2004 7:04:48 AM PDT by TXBSAFH (Member of 3rd Pajamahadeen Division, 2nd Boxer Shorts Brigade, 4th Bunny Slipper Battalion)
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To: AmericanMade1776

At first I couldn't get Drudge up it kept locking. This is absolutely disgusting!!! That man is gross!


6 posted on 09/28/2004 7:05:13 AM PDT by areafiftyone (Democrats = the hamster is dead but the wheel is still spinning)
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To: areafiftyone
The curse of Gore strikes again.


7 posted on 09/28/2004 7:05:40 AM PDT by atomicpossum (If there are two Americas, John Edwards isn't qualified to lead either of them.)
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To: areafiftyone
The same Harvard Crimson paper that Kerry said he would like to hand off our sovereignty to the UN and defund the CIA nearly to extinction???
8 posted on 09/28/2004 7:05:52 AM PDT by smith288 (ejsmithweb.com)
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To: areafiftyone

He really does want to be the world's tallest Oompa-loompa.


9 posted on 09/28/2004 7:06:00 AM PDT by PBRSTREETGANG
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To: areafiftyone

The sun is to low at this time of year to get a tan like that in so short a time. I happen to live in the north also and know this for a fact. He must have used some skin tan lotion. To bad he did not use some face eraser.


10 posted on 09/28/2004 7:06:09 AM PDT by Piquaboy
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To: areafiftyone

That is insane! I was just talking to a guy I work with about the same thing! I noticed it this morning on Fox when they played a clip of him! A little heavy on the self tanner I think!


11 posted on 09/28/2004 7:06:10 AM PDT by curlewbird
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To: areafiftyone

Good advance planning...they're hoping it will hide his embarrassment Thursday night.


12 posted on 09/28/2004 7:06:13 AM PDT by WestTexasWend
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Kerry advisers defend the sudden deep tan transition, noting how it simply was from a game of flag football last Friday in Bedford, Mass.

The People Who Are Allowed To Lie abuse the privilege.

13 posted on 09/28/2004 7:06:17 AM PDT by VadeRetro
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To: JRandomFreeper

It would appear that he did not get the full body spray on tan.


14 posted on 09/28/2004 7:06:17 AM PDT by TXBSAFH (Member of 3rd Pajamahadeen Division, 2nd Boxer Shorts Brigade, 4th Bunny Slipper Battalion)
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To: areafiftyone

I started laughing before seeing the picture...Calling all make up artists ...gotta have a redo fast!


15 posted on 09/28/2004 7:06:20 AM PDT by MEG33 (John Kerry has been AWOL on issues of national security for two decades)
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To: areafiftyone

Northing to fear. His melanin's flip-flopping is only skin deep?


16 posted on 09/28/2004 7:06:24 AM PDT by sam_paine (X .................................)
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To: areafiftyone

tan n' a bottle is all looks a little copper


17 posted on 09/28/2004 7:06:25 AM PDT by markman46
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18 posted on 09/28/2004 7:06:37 AM PDT by finnman69 (cum puella incedit minore medio corpore sub quo manifestus globus, inflammare animos)
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To: atomicpossum

Somebody simply MUST tell the DNC that tan-n-a-can doesnt work for the debates.


19 posted on 09/28/2004 7:06:38 AM PDT by smith288 (ejsmithweb.com)
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To: areafiftyone

Looks like John Edwards came to a sudden Halt and well Kerry hasn't cleaned up yet... hahahha


20 posted on 09/28/2004 7:06:44 AM PDT by tomnbeverly (Don't let John Kerry put a price on our childrens heads bear any burden pay any cost elect GW.)
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