Skip to comments.Sea Level Rises Hundreds Of Feet Due To Sweat From Celebrities Waiting To Be Outed As Perverts
Posted on 11/30/2017 3:45:44 PM PST by Slyfox
U.S.Stunned meteorologists reported Wednesday that the sea level has risen an astonishing 300 feet overnight, as the sweat from celebrities trying to cover up their sexual harassment scandals rained down in buckets.
Vast swathes of the United States are now entirely underwater, including major coastal cities and regions, as the investigations into various celebrities and TV personalities continue.
This is a worldwide disaster, one NBC News anchor (not Matt Lauer) said. We saw an uptick when Harvey Weinsteins deviant behavior came to light, but when it became clear the revelations wouldnt be slowing down anytime soon, celebrities and otherwise powerful individuals all across the nation began sweating profusely.
At publishing time, FEMA disaster officials had recommended that all yet-to-be-outed celebrity perverts simply confess their sins, repent, and find peace with God in Christ, in order to avoid further guilt and flooding.
Hey hey... a GlowBull Warming thread that does NOT need the jpg of Goebbels.
LOVE IT—The real cause of climate change is finally revealed!!! This is an explanation I can fully support!
>> “I wonder how Gropy Joe Biden is feeling.” <<
With his hands ofcourse!
Come on Fat Lady, belt one out.
I keep hoping someone will develop a really good visual cartoon for this title.
When I was a young man, I found the level of overt sexual attention given me by the young ladies was completely unacceptable...and I felt my reproductive choices were severely limited as a result. #metoo
Some hurts don't heal.
He had made the brag that he was an expert of SF meaning science fiction. She made the clever crack that he must mean "sexual frustration"...and she made it in the wake of being frustrated that he had the channel on a Dr Who episode being that he was at the tv first.
He did not have a response but turned around akwardly, the smile on his face dropped, and I could see he was really hurt.
I can understand cutting down a guy who is arrogant and all...but she was picking on a guy that had very little prospect of ever finding much love, and I reckoned he had his share of that kind of frustration and that it cut him very deep.
Now obviously there was no crime there or anything. But that was a cruelty that I hope the young girl regretted and prayed for forgiveness for. And I hope he has recovered and found somebody and gotten past it.
this must be the man made global warming they were talking about....I guess I was wrong and will have to admit to my liberal friends that Hollywood and the democratic party is responsible for the hot weather affecting the politicians and entertainment industry.
Hahaha! It’s no coincidence that the majority of pervs are Dimms!
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